She wobbled to the toilet and upon sitting on it, erupted into the most horrific noise anyone has ever heard. In paralyzing pain, Ms. DeLucci for the next few minutes continued to push and squirt out of her a burning tide of wretch and filth while she gripped the sides of the toilet, white-knuckled. She was screaming wildly, and the neighbours called the police. That sound was Lobster Toilet Death.